Abu Tedjo Jualan 'Dancok'

Sontak istriku kaget " Kenapa?",

" Gara-gara sampean," jawabku geram.

"Kok bisa," istriku dengan nada tetap heran

" Tuh lihat! Tulisan di Kaos anakmu," tegasku

"Huauahahahhaha...masyaallah...yo sepurane mas aku gak melihat tulisan..poko'e arema langsung tak beli," Nyonyaku ketawa....

" Beli di mana sih," tanyaku

" Ya beli di teman sampean, Si Abu Tedjo," jawab dia

" Ah! ..fitnah ini..masak Abu Tedjo Jualan Dancuk," aku menyanggah.

"Lho gak percaya, ayo dibuktikan !," tantang istriku..

"Ayo !" timpalku...

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